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Post by Harry Tue Jun 23, 2015 3:03 pm

WET PANTS

 Come with me to a third grade classroom..... There is a nine-year-old kid
sitting
 at his desk and all of a sudden, there is a puddle between his feet and
 the front of his pants are wet. He thinks his heart is going to stop
 because he cannot possibly imagine how this has happened. It's
 never happened before, and he knows that when the boys find out he
 will never hear the end of it. When the girls find out, they'll never speak
to him again as long
 as he lives.

 The boy believes his heart is going to stop; he puts his
 head down and prays this prayer, 'Dear God, this is an emergency! I
 need help now! Five minutes from now I'm dead meat.'

 He looks up from his prayer and here comes the teacher with
 a look in her eyes that says he has been discovered.

 As the teacher is walking toward him, a class mate named Susie is carrying
a
 goldfish bowl that is filled with water. Susie trips in front of the
teacher and
 inexplicably dumps the bowl of water in the boy's lap.

 The boy  pretends to be angry, but all the while is  
 saying to himself, 'Thank you, Lord! Thank you, Lord!'

 Now all of a sudden, instead of being the object of ridicule,  
 the boy is the object of sympathy. The teacher  
 rushes him downstairs and gives him gym shorts  
 to put on while his pants dry out..... All the other  
 children are on their hands and knees cleaning  
 up around his desk. The sympathy is wonderful.  
 But as life would have it, the ridicule that  
 should have been his has been transferred to  
 someone else - Susie.

 She tries to help, but they tell her to get out. You've
 done enough, you klutz!'

Finally, at the end of the day, as they are waiting for the  
 bus, the boy walks over to Susie and whispers,  
 'You did that on purpose, didn't you?'
 Susie whispers back, 'I wet my pants once too.'

 May God help us see the opportunities that are always around  
us to do good..

 Remember.....Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more  
 than standing in your garage makes you a car.

 Each and everyone one of us is going through tough times  
 right now, but God is getting ready to bless you  
 in a way that only He can. Keep the faith.

 My instructions were to pick four (4) people that I  
 wanted God to bless, and I picked you. Please  
 pass this to at least four (4) people you want  
 to be blessed and a copy back to me.

 This prayer is powerful, and prayer is one of the best gifts  
 we receive. There is no cost but a lot of  
 rewards. Let's continue to pray for one another.



 The Prayer:

 Father in Heaven, I ask  
 Thee to bless my friends, relatives and those  
 that I care deeply for, who are reading this  
 right now. Show them a new revelation of Thy  
 love and power. I ask Thee to  
 minister to their spirit at this very moment.  
 Where there is pain, give them Thy peace and  
 mercy. Where there is self-doubt, release a  
 renewed confidence through Thy grace. Where  
 there is need, I ask Thee to fulfill their needs.  
 Bless their homes, families, finances, their  
 goings and their comings.  

 If the Lord lays upon your heart to send this to more than  
 four '4' people, you are truly blessed.

Harry
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