GREAT CHRISTIAN ONE-LINERS

 

[size=32][size=32]Don't let your worries get the best of you; Remember, Moses started out as a basket case. [/size][/size][size=48][size=48]
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Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited
Until you try to sit in their pews.[/size][/size]    
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[size=48][size=48]Many folks want to serve God,[/size][/size]  [size=32][size=32]  [/size][/size][size=48][size=48]
But only as advisers.[/size][/size]     [size=48][size=48]
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It is easier to preach ten sermons[/size][/size]     [size=48][size=48]
Than it is to live one. [/size][/size][size=48][size=48]
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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose,
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When you get to your wit's end,
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People are funny; they want the front of the bus,
Middle of the road,
And back of the church.[/size][/size]     [size=48][size=48]
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Opportunity may knock once,
But temptation bangs on the front door forever.[/size][/size]  [size=32][size=32]  [/size][/size][size=48][size=48]
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Quit griping about your church;[/size][/size]     [size=48][size=48]
If it was perfect, you couldn't belong.[/size][/size]     [size=32][size=32]
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If a church wants a better pastor,
It only needs to pray for the one it has.[/size][/size]     [size=32][size=32]
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We're called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges. [/size][/size][size=32][size=32]
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God Himself doesn't propose to judge a man until
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Some minds are like concrete[/size][/size]     [size=48][size=48]
Thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.[/size][/size]     [size=48][size=48]
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Peace starts with a smile.[/size][/size]     [size=48][size=48]
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I don't know why some people change churches;
What difference does it make which one you stay home from? [/size][/size][size=48][size=48]
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Be ye fishers of men. You catch 'em - He'll clean 'em. [/size][/size][size=48][size=48]
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Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous. [/size][/size][size=48][size=48]
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Don't put a question mark where God put a period. [/size][/size][size=48][size=48]
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Don' t wait for 6 strong men to take you to church. [/size][/size][size=48][size=48]
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Forbidden fruits create many jams.[/size][/size]     [size=48][size=48]
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God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.[/size][/size]     [size=48][size=48]
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God grades on the cross, not the curve. [/size][/size][size=48][size=48]
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God loves everyone,
But probably prefers 'fruits of the spirit' over 'religious nuts!' [/size][/size][size=48][size=48]
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God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage. [/size][/size][size=48][size=48]
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He who angers you, controls you![/size][/size]     [size=48][size=48]
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If God is your Co-pilot, swap seats![/size][/size]     [size=48][size=48]
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Prayer:
Don't give God instructions, just report for duty![/size][/size]     [size=48][size=48]
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The task ahead of us is never as
great as the Power behind us.[/size][/size]     [size=48][size=48]
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The Will of God never takes you to where the
Grace of God will not protect you.[/size][/size]     [size=48][size=48]
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We don't change the message,
The message changes us.[/size][/size]  [size=48][size=48]
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You can tell how big a person is
By what it takes to discourage him/her. [/size][/size][size=48][size=48]
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The best mathematical equation I have ever seen:
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.[/size][/size]  [size=48][size=48] 
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